Rumour has it that DD is on her way to Cirque Lodge for a "strange, but dangerous" addiction to ORANGE FOOD. This is extremely rare, but serious. Food Coloring #8 addiction is characterized by cramping and an out-of-control metabolic feedback loop that causes the victim to continually consume more orange food. It is extrememly difficult to stop this cycle. Rates of this disease are said to increase annually in October. Get better soon, DD!!
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When/if I check into Cirque Lodge, it will be for red liquid not orange food!! ahahaha! -DD
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